Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Willard who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Bridge Troll. He trained every day for 42 hours in order to beat his rival, The Crack-a-lackin' Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Willard came armed with a shark and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Willard emerged as the urban victor! His achievement is celebrated every Saturnalia.